ザク（旧）

エジプト王が戦争に行くとき、妻に貞操帯をつけた
それは局部に穴が開いており、男がナニを挿入すると
それを切り取るという恐ろしい代物だった。

王が戦争から返ってきたとき、城中の男のナニが切り取られていた。
王は怒り、嘆いたが、神父だけはナニが切られていなかった。
王は感激し、「お前に好きなものを何でもやろう。
何が欲しいか言ってみよ！」と言った

しかし神父は舌がちょん切られていたため、しゃべれなかった

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